NEW STATUS. SAME LEATHER.
UNEMPLOYEDJENSEN.
still got the jacket.
Built the future.
Now available for side quests.
OUT OF
OFFICE.
IN THE MEMES.
OFFICE.
IN THE MEMES.
A FICTIONAL MEME UNIVERSE / EST. 2026SCROLL TO CLOCK OUT ↓
01 / PERSONAL EFFECTS
THE EXIT
PACKAGE.
You can take the man out of the keynote. You cannot take the keynote out of the man.
One cardboard box. Absolutely no dress-code changes.
01RETAINED
THE LEATHER JACKET
Lifetime license. No subscription.02PACKED
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GPU
Runs hot. Just like the group chat.03PENDING
THE NEXT CHAPTER
Currently rendering...“I'm not unemployed. I'm in low-power mode.”
02 / CHANGE YOUR STATUS
WEAR THE MEME.
A fresh face for the timeline.
Original artwork for your X and Telegram profiles.
01 — X / TELEGRAM AVATARDOWNLOAD WEBP ↗
02 — X PROFILE BANNERDOWNLOAD WEBP ↗
NO JOB. ALL JACKET.